Love Letter: Funny letter to Times of India

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This is an actual letter (taken from the Times of India) in response to a `Marriage Proposal' advertisement.

Madam, I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna . I am seeing your advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper. So I decide to press myself on you and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me.
I am the son of my father & mother of ag...riculture family from inside Patna . I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School , Bezna Road . I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly. I am playing also hardly.

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Tips to get a beautiful GIRL

Guys here i have a book. Which contain from the start to end all kind of trick to get the girl. It never matter weather you are handsome or not but i think this thing will help you for sure.
The book contains:

• Best Pickup lines
• Good Starters open up
• Understanding the girls mind and there behavior.
• How to make a relation long lasting.
• How to make her smile all the time.
• Some awesome flirting lines which always works on girl
• How to get a girl from road side, Bar, Disco, e.t.c
• How to propose for marriage

There are several more tricks.
If you want then its just in $5.50 (Including paypal charges). and make your self confident among the girls or a group of girls.
This book works for sure.

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There is nothing more beautiful than you

My Love,
I would love to say that there is nothing more beautiful than having you. I learn how to fly again, soar high and be brave not fearing of something. I began to feel the beauty of the world, that there is so much in life unless if we stop hoping and there is so much in love unless is we stop loving.
As time passed by… I started wish and hope that I can keep you forever. Don’t you know that you are someone very precious, someone worth caring and most of all someone worth loving? I want you and I need you. I love you and I can never ask for more than you.

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There is nothing more beautiful than you.

My Love, I would love to say that there is nothing more beautiful than having you. I learn how to fly again, soar high and be brave not fearing of something. I began to feel the beauty of the world, that there is so much in life unless if we stop hoping and there is so much in love unless is we stop loving. As time passed by… I started wish and hope that I can keep you forever. Don’t you know that you are someone very precious, someone worth caring and most of all someone worth loving? I want you and I need you. I love you and I can never ask for more than you.

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Love Letters: Oh dear I feel you in My breathe

My Darling Beloved,
The day when you left me alone is the darkest day of my life. My eyes have forgot to smile, my face has left glowing, my lips are pale, my life is just a barren land on which no thing can be produced. Oh dear why did you do this to me?

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Love Letters: Its a great feeling to have you

Sweetheart,
I love this feeling to have your arms wrap around me and always have you near. I love to express my true feelings and profound emotions about you. I love your ways of touching me and looking and smiling. I would love to say that I love you more than everything of this world and heaven above.
Only Yours,

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