Did you know your snoring could awaken the dead?
Or perhaps it could be used to saw logs instead?
Unfortunately, a good night’s sleep is no longer mine.
To a lifetime of constant yawning, I have been resigned.
I’ve noticed too, you never seem to close the bathroom door.
Please shut it next time won’t you? Of this I do implore.
What you do in there is stinky, and often quite unpleasant.
I know that we’re supposed to share, but gas is not a present.
Even though you often do things that make me a bit mad,
without you I know I would be terribly, horribly sad.
So please remember that I love you, even when we don’t agree.
Most of the time, we get along. You are my honeybee.
Or perhaps it could be used to saw logs instead?
Unfortunately, a good night’s sleep is no longer mine.
To a lifetime of constant yawning, I have been resigned.
I’ve noticed too, you never seem to close the bathroom door.
Please shut it next time won’t you? Of this I do implore.
What you do in there is stinky, and often quite unpleasant.
I know that we’re supposed to share, but gas is not a present.
Even though you often do things that make me a bit mad,
without you I know I would be terribly, horribly sad.
So please remember that I love you, even when we don’t agree.
Most of the time, we get along. You are my honeybee.
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